Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Look out Dom!

On my way to Cleveland to join the big club!



Hey Dom, you still got this uni right???


Wrong Pigs

You all know by now that I am continuing my rehab assignment with the AAA club the Iron Pigs. Well before I began that assignment, I accidentally met up with the wrong Iron Pigs!! That didn't stop me from leading this team to glory! Some of the parents looked at me funny when I yelled:
"WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS!"


Thursday, April 25, 2013

Movie Star

I gotta tell ya, it can be pretty awesome to be a star athlete at times. Yeah its a huge pain in the ass having to make weight, practice in the cold, play meaningless rehab games, and things like that. But before they drug me to Spring Training, I was asked to co-star with one of my favorite actors to re-make a classic.